Staff

Greg's a Broomfielder through and through. He joined the staff in 2002 as a manager and has become known for his gruff exterior, however most of us know that if you don't let it phase you, you can get to his soft, nougaty center. As any well-versed leader, he commands respect and returns affection. He's a lot like Batman in that way. He loves the outdoors and his fifth wheel that he takes "camping."

Kelly started as a Ford sales associate in late 2016.  He has since moved to our luxury sales team because he's so refined and appropriate.  Not that any of our salespeople aren't... He's just super that way. He graduated from Vanderbilt. Or Villanova? I always get the two confused. When I asked for interesting things he said he does nothing for fun, he's terrible at skiing (but trying to be better), he played tennis in college, and he won the F1 Championship in 1997.  When he was 5. I think he was lying about the last one. If you meet Kelly don't be alarmed by how tall he is. He looks almost too tall because he's skinny, but really he's just normal too tall.

Melissa worked here for a long time in our Volvo store, but then she left us because the grass was greener somewhere else. Turns out somewhere else was using spray paint on their grass. So she came back in early 2023 and has been heading up our Lincoln service department ever since. She has a great love of everything creepy. She adores Halloween, she imprisons spiders when she finds them around her office and calls them her pet and loves them and feeds them and watches them be creepy, and she loves our former mechanic Brent, he's the creepiest of all the things she loves. Fortunately her creepiness only comes out in her personal hobbies, in her professional life she's very much a fan of cuddles and light.  It's why she is good with her customers, because customers like cuddles and light.  If you dare to see what happens when Melissa is NOT all cuddles and light, you can see the photo I took when she thought no one was looking by clicking here.

Kylie is the best. She started with us in 2019, that's like a really long time ago. She went from answering phones, to helping Lincoln customers with all their problems. As long as those problems are car related. Her title says advisor, but that doesn't mean she can grow your 401K. She's not a fan of eye contact, and is fully obsessed with dinosaurs. You can't go wrong there. She is so obsessed with dinosaurs, and Jurassic Park, that she named her son after characters in the book! Little Malcolm Diplodocus is growing up so fast. When Kylie isn't working, or thinking about dinosaurs, she loves spending time thinking about dinosaurs. Occasionally she likes to go outside and think about dinosaurs there. If you want to make her day, ask her about the connection between dinosaurs and birds, I promise you won't be disappointed.

Rob joined us in 2024. I asked him for 5 interesting things about his life and he said, "I'm boring, make something up." That was a mistake. I make stuff up anyway. The most interesting thing that I know about Rob is that, despite his size, he is remarkably weak. I once read in a Garfield cartoon that you can flex fat. I didn't believe it until I met Rob and asked him to carry his laptop to my office. He had to stop 3 times to rest his arms. I was also surprised to learn that his hair is heavily supplemented with plugs. It looks amazing, but apparently he's lost a lot of it. On the weekend Rob absolutely loves to make and eat yogurt. It's his favorite pastime. I told him that I'm really not a fan of yogurt and he called me uncultured. Apparently one of his greatest skills is not jokes. He did tell me that his favorite Muppet is Gonzo. It was after he told me to make stuff up, as I walked out the door, and completely unsolicited. Rob's an odd duck.

Brandon is not a member of the Sill-TerHar team officially.  But he does maintain our website just like Lincoln likes it, and that's terribly valuable.  Brandon's rich background includes a childhood full of loving if not stern parents.  His mother was a tailor who sewed his new blue jeans.  His father was a gamblin' man... well, I think you know where.  When he was in the military he was part of a crack commando unit that was sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit.  These men promptly escaped to the Los Angeles underground where they survived for years as soldiers of fortune.  If you had a problem, if no one else could help, and you could find them, you could hire his team. 

Now that he's settled down in Texas he has a son who is the pride of his life, most days, and is dabbling in alchemy (or maybe it's amigurumi?  It's the one where they crochet cute little animals).

He's a wonderful part of someone else's business, but helps us all the time.  I've never met him, but I googled his name and the picture I've attached came up. That's apparently the mayor of Baltimore?  I'm pretty sure our Brandon isn't currently also the mayor of Baltimore, so that's probably not him.